The Warning

Disclaimer: This is not a place to receive a free $500 Macy's card or a place to receive a new Gucci bag. You think we give a fuck abut a Macy's card after we've cleaned out the fucking cash registers? Do you think we need some fake ass spammer to hook up a Gucci bag for us? Shit, we snatch fucking Gucci bags.


Okay, okay, okay I have to admit the page does look like its on a S&M tip. The name "Hoes and Chokers"and the picture of Sasha Grey with a fucking dog collar around her neck looking all shot out really does not do much for my case either. Let me just run down the focus of this sight for all those wondering ''whats really going on?''....

Why the Name?

Well anyone who is reading this blog should already know where the name came from and if not I am quite certain that you are some fucking young ass new jack who thinks that Weezy is now a lyrical genius. The truth behind this is like Antwon said "I am sick of the these wack ass rappers, like I'm tired of 'hoes in chokers' ". The truth is we are tired of these wack ass rappers, well to be honest we are tired of anything/person(s) that is remotely an obvious trend, no talented ripoffs, or unoriginal dick riders. Say that I am getting grumpy in my old age, but any man who has been around long enough to know bullshit when he sees it.

The part that I think a few people questioned me most on was the words "Hoes" and Chokers" (not so much the word ''in'' that I imagined would get the most criticism). When I say hoe, I do not mean some fallacious woman (well, actually I do) or garden tool. "Hoe" to me means any person who would do something they would normally not do under seemingly unusual circumstances with the assumptions/expectations of return of personal gain, financial/material gain, or for the feeling of acceptance from a particular group(s)/person. ''Chokers'' are the mental chains around the "hoes" neck that the ''master'' uses to keep the hoe at bay and within arms reach.

Now that the bullshit is aside "hoes and chokers" is committed to bring it's readers the most up to date topics in the areas of:
1. Music
2. Art / Fashion/ Celebrity fuck ups
3. Technology
4. Sports
5. Business Trends
Monthly Bonus: Our monthly favorite female porn star (damn skippy!)

If you like Roger Goodell, Young Jeezy, and/ or George Bush, then i wish AIDS upon you and this site is not for you.

If you are tired of corporate propaganda, the constant flow of the bullshit multi-layered marketing into our art forms, and just stoopid motherfuckers in general then stay tuned cause you are in the right blogspot. One thing anyone who has ever know our CEO, Rob_Banks then you know he's been sick of these wack ass rappers just like he's tired of...TO BE CONTINUED!!!